It might be the last throw of the electoral dice for the three party leaders. But what about the bigger gamble for the rest of us on 6 May?
The subject of the last televised leaders’ debate was economic policy. So followers of Go Remortgage News were perhaps entitled to ask, “What’s in it for me?” As Britain emerges from recession, most of us are trying to hold onto a job, cope with debts and pay a mortgage. What did the party leaders, on first-name terms as ever, have to offer?
One thing we did learn was who was wrong. For Gordon, it was Nick and David. Wrong about tax credits, corporation tax, inheritance tax, immigration. You name it.
For Nick and David it was the bankers. They had kept too much money for themselves and failed to lend it to other people. But the way to make them lend was to tax them. There was much talk of a levy. So much that David almost forgot to blame Gordon for his National Insurance increase. Then he did remember. Several times.
The other thing we learnt was who was right. It was the audience. Or rather those asking the questions. Everyone agreed with them: “I agree with Jean” – “Of course you’re right.” Having called someone ‘bigoted’ the day before, even Gordon was at it. “Anna’s absolutely right.” What an impressive bunch those questioners were. Right about everything! I began to think we should elect them instead.
At the start of the debate we briefly entered a world where Britain had a huge budget deficit. Taxes would rise. Spending would be cut. But nobody seemed to like it much, and soon we were back in the politicians’ fairyland of giveaways.
“We’ve got to get a grip on the numbers,” said David. He was talking about immigration, and looked a bit nonplussed when Nick kept asking him about his ‘cap’. But I thought David was onto something. What were the numbers? On tax and spending for instance?
My ears pricked up – it was a number. Nick said, “Imagine if you had £10,000 and you didn’t have to give any of it away.” This sounded good. Who wouldn’t want that? Gordon wouldn’t of course. Nick had got it wrong again. But Gordon and David had plenty of their own giveaways up their sleeves. Where was the money coming from? I still couldn’t get a grip on the numbers.
One thing they did all agree on. More giant wind turbines. I pictured them whirring gently in the hot air.